Hello AntiPretty Fans, as a special treat we've got a weirdfun interview with the elusive Kyzmit. We pinned her down and got answers and now they're yours :) Please enjoy this rare insight into the mind of our Featured Model for Miss AntiPretty February.

Question 1: What is your name and Occupation?

Hi, I’m Kyzmit. When I’m not writing for music magazines and various projects, I’m working like a dog somewhere in Mannheim!

Question 2: Who would you say you’re biggest demographic is?

My biggest demographic is those who appreciate  more classic goth and old school deathrock tendencies. I think it comes through in my shoots.

Question 3: Who would win in a fight between an astronaut and a caveman? (no traditional weapons)

Caveman, duh! Just based on pure uncivilized fury.

Question 4: What are your physical measurements? (What are your spiritual measurements)

Physically, I am 5 feet 5 in so I am on the short, curvaceous side. Courtesy of my Jamaican heritage on my father’s side. Spiritually, I’m all over the place.

Question 5: Do you name your breasts? (If so provide names, If not provide names)

Um, no, that’s too much work. Besides, if you give one body part a name, you have to name them all. They get jealous you know!

Question 6: Ever play D&D? (Live action or Table Top ­ give detail)

Yes, table top when I was younger. Memories of times with good friends come to mind.

Question 7: What is your Favorite Video game and why?

You know what? I don’t really like video games too much, I rather read a book. But if I have to pick, it would be “Just Dance 2” at the moment. It’s physical and makes me sweat!

Question 8: Describe your ideal alien abduction.

If I am abducted, I hope they are more curious than violent.

Question 9: What is your Favorite Color/Number/Ice Cream/Food/Game/Actor?

Color, red, hue, black, number, three, ice cream, chocolate, food, sushi, and actor, Mr. John Cusack, without a doubt.

Question 10: In many movies a suitor will perform an amazing stunt to impress the girl and gain her hand in marriage, Like jumping a motorcycle through a ring of fire and into a dinosaur’s mouth who has halitosis. What stunt would someone have to pull off to win YOUR hand?

I like seeing a man fight off others for me. Fight many, fight to the death, or near death. That’s far more attractive than any circus stunt.

Question 11: Give me an example of a question you definitely wouldn’t answer here.

What do you wear under there? Just kidding, I don’t think I have one?

Question 12: Want to Fight?

Always, it’s just who I am. I can be pretty defensive.

Question 13: Cats like to eat fish right? So they make fish flavored cat food. Now dogs like to eat cats right? So why don’t they make Cat flavored dog-food?

Wow, you’re making my head spin!

Question 14: What is your ultimate goal Career/Personal?

My ultimate goal is to be able to look back on a life full of funny and adventurous stories.  I  also want to continue contributing to the underground community in some way until the day I die.

Question 15: Write a Haiku about yourself.

Blood under my nails

Cobwebs under my tongue and skin

I am a dark flame

Question 16: Biggest Accomplishment thus far?

My biggest accomplishment so far is making it through the tests in life that should have broken my spirit.

Question 17: What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Nothing, what else do you have?

Question 18: Some People only know you as the goddess-shaped-woman-of-their-dreams, so whats something embarrassing about yourself to knock you off your high and mighty throne?

I have very big feet, between sizes 41 and 42 (which would be around 9 ½  or 10 in the U.S.)!

Question 19: Your Favorite Expletive?

Fuck. I fucking love it.

Question 20: If you could line up your dream shoot, what would it be ? (money is no object)

My dream shoot would be downtown New York after the apocalypse. Weeds in the sidewalk cracks, buildings crumbling and abandoned, complete silence and eeriness. Maybe on the set of “I Am Legend”.