Girls & Guns: Kylar in the Vines

Kylar takes the Guns & Girls series out to the vineyard, where the only thing ripe is trouble. Golden-hour rows, dust in the light, and a pin-up with a sidearm and absolutely no agricultural intentions.

There's something perfect about the contrast: wine country is supposed to be all soft focus and brunch, and instead here's Kylar working the trellises like a heist is twenty minutes out. The light is forgiving; her expression is not. Sun-drenched, loaded, and entirely in on the joke.

It's the Guns & Girls formula in a prettier wrapper — camp menace, vintage swagger, the AntiPretty refusal to do anything the expected way. The grapes were never the point.

Bring a designated driver. And maybe a vest.